exercising would be so much more rewarding if calories screamed when you burned them
Scotland, books, Shingeki no Kyojin, Supernatural, Ylvis, B'z (emphasis on B'z), music, the Avengers, Doctor Who, BBC Sherlock, Asa Butterfield, David Tennant, Benedict Cumberbatch, Luke Windsor, and Tom Hiddleston fill my heart with meaning and reason. And of course, love.
i dont understand girls who get creeped out if a lesbian thinks theyre hot because its like hell fuckin yea someone thinks im hot
ALWAYS REBLOG KAT DENNINGS SLAMMING SLUT SHAMING
I’m reporting every illegal download link I see you better buy this album you fake motherfuckers I’m tweeting Beyonce herself with y’all tumblrs and the link you think I’m playing you cheap bastards
How about no. Lmfao stay pressed.
how about YOU stay pressed you broke cheap hoe I snitched on you you better pray for ya life
Tom Hiddleston at the Shakespeare exhibition at the British Museum holding the original 600-year-old Henry V seal (2012)
Animal fun fact: Chinchillas can’t get wet. Their fur retains too much water and will start to grow mold. So they bathe by rolling around in dust.
Chinchilla fun fact: Chinchillas have around 20 hairs per follicle; unlike humans who have 2-3 hairs per follicle. Because their fur is so dense, they cannot get fleas or other parasites. The bugs will suffocate in their fur.
Chinchilla fun fact: Petting one of those awesome little guys feels like touching a motherfucking cloud.
Lisa Simpson at Stuff-n-Hug
This is the sweetest thing I’ve ever seen. Apparently a little boy asked Ben to hold up this sign so that the paparazzi would take pictures of it and word would spread about his lost puppy.
reasons why this man is one of the sweetest and most kind people in the world
asgard’s next top model
Cattle ranchers on Tuesday found a wet, nearly naked man hiding from extreme weather in a guitar case near the town of Muskogee, cold but alive. The man claims he was walking from Gore to Checotah, a distance of over 25 miles, in order to meet a woman. The freezing conditions were not a surprise; the entire state has been on ice since last week. Nevertheless, he set off.
Along the way, he apparently got lost and fell through an icy pond, after which he stripped off his wet and freezing clothes. The man then realized that it can get pretty cold when you’re standing in an icy forest in nothing but a pair of soggy boxer shorts, so he logically decided to spend the night in his guitar case.
He was found the next morning by a couple tending their cattle. They called authorities and found the shed clothes, which by then had frozen solid. He was treated and released upon the world to make more questionable decisions.
Ahh, Oklahoma. (Naked Oklahoma Man Found Alive Inside Guitar Case via Gawker)
This is a very interesting story that fails to answer the most important question: Small man or large guitar case?
MAKE IT OUT LIKE I DESTROYED EARTH BUT IT WAS ONLY NEW YORK